This decidedly politically incorrect apron is a reproduction of a classic novelty produced in the '50s. Each 100% cotton apron is covered with delightfully outdated rules that a wife should follow if she wants to keep her husband. Includes such gems as, "Watch Your Weight," and "Don't Gossip Over the Phone." Perfect gift for a staunch feminist! Illustrated box.
Know someone with a gold metal personality? Send this solid zinc, die-cas,t gold-plated metal bottle opener that shouts,"You're a Winner!" This is the perfect gift to show appreciation for a job well done., now let's celebrate!
Let the world know your mood! This essential desk top accessory will let everyone know what to expect. 47 different moods run the gamut from "Chill" to "Postal". All clearly defined with fun facts and sample sentences.
Durable, reusable, stretchy molded rings sized to fit beer bottles, beer cans...and wrists! 12 bands in every pack to help you know whose beer you're drinking!
This sturdy ultra-suede golf Ball storage sack is guarantees laughs and durability for years to come! 2 golf balls included! <
A brief history of art wrapped around one 12 oz mug! What could be better? Enjoy your morning coffee with all your favorite works of art from the Lascaux cave paintings through Warhohl's soup cans!
A mesmerizing kinetic sculpture and interactive flow toy thats like a space age slinky! Folds flat and comes with a carrying bag. Check out the video to see it in motion! Both Molly and Aggie are huge fans!
This coffee mug has it all! Just the right size, dishwasher safe, microwavable and a punderful combo of the psychedelic and psychoanalytical! What a way to start your day!
Drum roll... the Doctor Who's Disappearing TARDIS coffee Mug is here! The iconic time machine / spacecraft sits in disguise on an English street. Add hot liquid, and it disappears, only to reappear in a far far away galaxy on the other side of the mug! Holds 12 oz.
Drive with care when you have this 5 1/2 wobbling, brain-sucking zombie on your dashboard! Perfect gift for the driving dead! New!
Create and conserve!!!! This ceramic reusable hot beverage cup with silicon sleeve is a perfect gift for anyone who likes to mark their territory! Draw all over it with a permanent marker or perhaps just write your name or minimalists can leave well enough alone.
This version of Solitaire demonstrates the ideal balance of light and heavy materials with its round hardwood playing surface (8") and translucent tinted glass spheres for playing pieces (Marbles. I cut and pasted description from website)! Not for children under 3.
"With the wine monkey, I went from party zero to party hero!" That's what the people at Fred and Friends tell us. This does turn a medicore bottle of wine into a conversational centerpiece!
HA! These will produce screams of laughter! 30 signs, one for each day of the month, with sayings such as, "Anything is possible if you don't understand the problem." PLUS the backs of each sign are filled with office appropriate lists: Excuses for not going to work, What comon business phrases really mean... Very, very, very funny.
Watch your coins add up to a tank of gas (OK. Quarters might be best). This fun bank has a gauge that move towards full as your savings pile up! New!
Box of over 200 evocative words to help any book lover start the next great novel on his or her refrigerator! Great tool for writers' block!
We love to play cribbage! This travel set makes it easy to take our favorite game wherever we go. Pocket-sized travel case keeps interrupted game securely in place and contains board, cards and 6 pins.
Rise and shine! This cotton canvas cosmetic bag will give an early morning a powerful punch of color and cheer! Great for travel too! Generous zipper for easy access. 8.5x6.5x 4.5. Wake up & make up!
We dig this folding cretaceous comb & brush! It's pre hysterical and practical. Now there is no reason to go around with tangled hair!
This brightly colored, 100% cotton canvas cosmetic bag will make you smile even if you aren't going anywhere, but we think it is great for traveling! Generous zipper for easy access, 5.5" wide, 5" tall ad 3.5" deep.
The great packaging drew us to this game but the game itself is a real peach! Young readers work together to build a word worm. Sink your teeth in to this a-peel-ing game from the makers of Bananagrams! Ages 6 and up New!
Bananagrams is a fast paced word building game that should be in every game lovers' closet. Once you can read, you are old enough to play. Great party game for 2- 7 players.
Life-enhancing sound bites for everyday use! 16 hi-fidelity sound effects: applause, drum roll, cash register, glass breaking and more! Bring this to your next board meeting, dinner party, school assembly and watch eye brows raise and smiles break out!We love this!!!! Five star fun!
This intriguing abstract strategy game has the nuts and bolts to make a fun family game night! Ages 8 and up, 2-4 players
This mug features some of the most memorable opening lines of literature! Great gift for readers! Answers on the bottom!
The Monty Python Mug! Who doesn't need one? Festooned with 20 iconic sayings such as, " Always look on the bright side of life", "I fart in your general direction", "and finally,Monsieur, a wafer thin mint".....Love it!!!!! Microwave and dishwasher safe. Holds 14 oz.
This 10 oz mug has architectural drawings of 10 famous buildings from classical to classic. Who wouldn't love this beautiful blueprint blue mug? Only a real CAD! Microwave and dishwasher safe.
Perfect gift for a lover or a lover of Shakespeare. This 12 oz coffee mug is covered with 21 expressions of love. Couple it with the Shakespearean Insult mug!
Reverse the most pieces to your color and win! Well-constructed game case keep interrupted game intact and pieces secure. Perfect for strategy game lovers! Ages 8
These are what we in the gag business call shriekers--items that are likely to produce a loud reaction, such as a shriek. Yup. They do. Eight substantial pens that have REALLY embarrassing things written on them such as, "Verdant Fields Nudist Camp. Get in touch with Your OUTER Self! Enjoy ping pong, volleyball, & our famous bottomless pit". We do sell out of these. Find out why!
Keep your eyes on your bags at all times with this super silly luggage tag! Pair of googly eyes makes sure your stuff stays safe and secure!
14 closet doors encircle this simple coffee mug...until it encounters a hot beverage! Watch as some of the world's most famous gays proudly emerge! Sip away with Michelangelo, Freddie Mercury, Sappho and others! 14 oz mug.
Wow! What movie buff wouldn't love to own one of these fun mugs? Each cup has over 2 dozen immortal quotes from classic movies such as, "You talkin' to me?", "I have always depended on the kindness of strangers", and "Plastics." Not sure where the quote is from? Answers on the bottom of the mug!
This mug will remind you of the dire straits our planet is in every time you drink a warm beverage! Watch coastlines shrink & ocean levels rise with this heat sensitive 10 oz. mug. Handwashing recommended!
This gorgeous ceramic mug features an idyllic scene of Adam & Eve living a life of innocence in the Garden of Eden. But when you pour in hot water, their fig leaves disappear to reveal their Secret Shame. (Adam is quite shameful!) The Adam & Eve Disappearing Fig Leaf Mug holds a generous 12 oz, making it a mug of Biblical proportions!
Classic single player tamgram puzzle where a silhouette is reproduced using the 7 game pieces. Includes 7 tans, travel case and manual with 150 patterns to form. Ages 8 and up
Learning your multiplication tables? Tackling Euler? This mug is a great way for left-brainiacs to get there favorite warm beverage! Perfectly sized and dishwasher safe. A best seller!
Give the best baby gift on the block! This playful pacifier makes it look as if baby is gifted with facial hair!
This patented, spring loaded cord management devise works with headphone cords and most lightweight USB & charging cords (up to 47). Finally! What a great product! Was 9.99! Save 40%! Supplies limited!
Waterproof ID & badge holder perfect for drivers licenses, credit cards, and paper bills. Made from crush-resistant ABS plastic w/ rubber O-rings to keep water out, neck lanyard and carabineer.
This Andy Warhol finger puppet is decked out in a dapper red satin jacket and is sporting his iconic shock of white hair! Andy is also magnetized so you can stick him on your refrigerator, filing cabinet or can of Campbell's soup.
Keep on smiling! One can't help but grin when looking charming Cheshire cat puppet finger. Get one of these magnetic personalities for your fridge, file cabinet, finger today!
Multi-sensory mirror toy for babies! This Fuzzi Mirror is warm and huggable on the outside, and doubly cute on the inside where two mirrors provide lots of baby reflection and amusement. We love this toy!!!! 0 mos
Turn any gathering in to a night to remember with this fantastic collection of 25 adult drinking games. No more banal bacchanals! Madness and mayhem will ensue. Includes: instructions, cards, dice, paper, pencil, ping-pong ball, straws and ribbon. Age 21 (duh!). Please play responsibly!
Fuzzi Nubbinz is a multi-sensory activity toy that has six stretchy numbered ball feet that jingle as they jiggle. Toggle-ears pull short to long to teach cause and effect. Easy to attach to any stroller, diaper bag or car seat with its attachable loop. What more could a kid want?
Photo album-to-go Holds four 4" x 6" photos in a soft portable case. Features baby-beautiful know myself mirror, easy to insert photo sleeves, and positive messages for baby! 6mos
Set of 6 charming measuring cups that nest inside one another just like traditional Russian matryoshkas. Accurate, heavy-duty and food-safe: 1/4, 1/3, 1/2, 2/3 and 1 cup. Awfully cute! Great housewarming gift! % Was 12.00! Now save 33% ! Supplies limited!
Turn this happy little bird's head to the right his eyes change from blue to white and his beak dispenses salt; turn it left his eyes turn black and of course his beak pours the pepper. What a tweetie!
Child-proofing is pain free with the Ouchlet! Keep your plugs safe with this whimsically designed outlet covers.Four bandaged-shaped covers come with each pack.
Pucker up and save with this lip-shaper toothpaste extrusion devise. Why waste another drop of toothpaste? Great gift for students!
Ive been happy to carry my spare change in one of these faux leather coin purses for 10 years and I still get double takes & smiles whenever I pull it out! Buy it! Try it!
Worldwide compatibility, more than 150 countries. Ultra compact for travel, folds flatter than any other adapter on the market. Great Bon voyage gift! Get several-one for each suitcase!
Trifecta of travel comfort! Blow up neck pillow, eye mask and ear plugs fit neatly in to this space saving jersey bag. Perfect for frequent travelers!
Need a gift for someone who just got a puppy or rescued a dog? This classic "first year" journal is a clever twist on those ubiquitous baby journals. Filled with ideas, advice and humor with plenty of room for pictures, precious documents and musings. Hard cover w/full color through out. Send one today!
Wow! Connect 4 devices at once! This pretty cool looking asterisk-shaped hub provides 4 USB ports that power up to 500mA. That's a lot!
Classic, all-in-one, mini tool consists of a box opener, screwdriver, wrench, saw and ruler. Same size as a credit card but works whenever CCs are not accepted: primal rain forests, uncharted islands, deserts, jungles and caves. Dont leave home without it!
Ohm boy! 63 one inch magnetic squares to help you design the perfect sun salutation. Serenity now! And how!
Have you ever handed someone your business card and found that a wad of gum was stuck on the back? Or it was all bent and furry from too many days in your pocket? Tres chic and very dapper business card holder helps keep you looking professional.
A very adult way to declare, Mine! This mini ID tag shows ownership without giving away personal info. Get a bunch for all your cases. Cable secures to any zipper pull, handle, or strap. Asst colors (blue, green, white, orange)
This mini ID tag announces your ownership without giving away your personal info. This one screams Not Yours!Asst colorsGet one for your laptop, your iPad, your backpack, purse or even your kids stroller!
Do you have digital overload? Why not start the day with this playful perpetual calendar? Big bold letters and numerals can be seen across the room (unless you live in a bowling alley)! Great gift for anyone with an office!
Just in case! This sturdy little first aid kit contains adhesive strips in several sizes, asprin, Tylenol, gauze pads, smelling salts & wipes.
Shakespeare had a way with words and this mug captures some of his biting wit and most blistering insults such as, "Not so much brain as ear wax", "beetle-headed, flap-eared knave" and "lump of foul deformity". Send this 12 oz mug to your favorite scholar or, perhaps, your favorite trash talker! Supplies very limited!
Notable Novelists is the perfect gift for any book lover! These wonderful cards feature some of the 20th cen most celebrated & polarizing novelists inclluding DH Lawrence, Richard Wright and Virginia Wolfe. Brimming with facts and fun! Easy to play, hard to put down!
Dog biscuits are so last year! What pup would not want to be lauded by poetic praise? Over 200 magnetic words and word phrases to help you capture how you really feel about your four-legged friend. Ages 10 and up.
This cute little tin contains just enough sweet, magnetic words (72) to express fondness, affections, partiality and/or love without writing a book. Perfect gift for word lovers!
Who doesn't know someone that would rather have damp pants than use a public toilet? Here is the perfect gift for that person! Each kit includes one toilet seat cover, 2 antiseptic wipes and one pair of latex-free gloves. Bathroom bliss!
We rooted around to find something for your green-thumbed friends and found these beautiful cards with 52 different wild flower illustrations. Thistle make a great gift for the gardener in your life (pun in tended)!
Create Shakespearean sonnets in the Bard's own Elizabethan English with this merry magnet collection. Witty and ribald, your refrigerator poetry will be the hit of the kitchen.
Those darn cats are cute but sure can't spell! Buyz dez magnetz and LOL at kitteh katz! See Dawg Lovers magnetz kit if these do not ringz your chimes.
A card is a card is a card, but this die-cut Gertrude Stein card is something special! Comes with a sticker sheet filled with quotes from Stein as well as more benign messages like "Happy Birthday" and "Happy Mother's Day." Beats a drug store card any day!
The perfect card for your favorite music-lover! Die cut image of Jimi Hendrix comes with lots of sticker quotes like, "Excuse me while I kiss the sky." Can't beat that sentiment!
Keep your wine fresh with this silly and sassy banana stopper. Quite an appealing gift for the right person!
Toss this object off a wall. Object will flip around and bounce back at you. Now catch it! Repeat as many times as you can. Very, very satisfying once you get the hang of it! Very fun toy!
Luke, one of our interns, thinks this is perfect for everyday of his life. Point in the air, pull the trigger and be showered with cheer, good vibes and glittery sunshine! Ages 8 and up.xx
Perfect gift for new or expectant parents that artfully straddles the divide between playfulness and practicality! Filled with playful prompts and candid quotations. 7" x9.5" 160 pages, full color w/ ribbon marker.
Jewel-toned silicone ear pierced with heavy-duty split ring. Haven't you heard? This is the downtown way to keep track of your keys
Glorify that gruel with these absolutely charming plates! Logo from retro roadhouse cafe. Set of 2 8" melamine plates.
ID tags for your stemware. 12 different colored, stretchable, reusable synthetic rubber tags printed with intoxicating euphemisms. Party!
Know a lego lover? Here's an engaging spin on a perpetual calendar that can make almost anyone smile....after putting it together!
Practical gift? Funny gift? Well here's that problem settled! The Mood Swing Coin Purse holds just enough coins to buy a round of coffee but not enough to do damage should your buddy decide to throw it at you!
Clocks have been around for a thousand years! This shiny retro globe dishes out a dose of old school glamour in our digital age. Do your part to keep clocks relevant and buy this classy timekeeper for someone now! AA battery included! Was 15.00! Save 50%! Supplies limited!
Irksome guests always forgetting to use coasters and ruining your furniture? It's your fault! Your coasters are boring! Who wouldn't want to use these fun Deli Sandwich coasters? Salami, ham, lettuce, and tomato. Your guests will be begging for more drinks!
We all scream for ice cream, but scream even louder when it's gone. This chocolate brown melamine bowl solves that awful problem by decorating its interior with scoops of vanilla ice cream. Sort of. Fun gift for dairy lovers and the lactose intolerant!
Brighten up your next cocktail party with this delightful little pistachio-green melamine bowl with, golly gee, a pistachio nut interior! Makes a great housewarming gift. Even better if you can fill it with nuts!
This adorable yellow Lil' Snuggler duck combines the idea of a blankie with a stuffed animal--and it works perfectly! We couldn't resist! Approx 13", machine-washable and safe for newborns on up! Thoughtful gift for a new baby!
This adorable cream-colored Lil' Snuggler lamb combines the idea of a blankie with a stuffed animal--and it works perfectly! We couldn't resist! Approx 13", machine-washable and safe for newborns on up! Thoughtful gift for a new baby!
This adorable tan Lil' Snuggler pup combines the idea of a blankie with a stuffed animal--and it works perfectly! We couldn't resist! Approx 13", machine-washable and safe for newborns on up! Thoughtful gift for a new baby!
Don't you just hate those wallets that look like...wallets? Problem solved! What could be butter to keep your bread in? Puntastic!
Oh boy. Even yogis need to be reminded to keep their road rage in check. Place the smiling monk on your dashboard and he will dance happily away with every lurch and grinding halt of one's car. Perfect gift for any driver!
Sassy little pen for the diva in your life. Pucker up, Hot Lips!
Just plain fun! 2 mini 2" champagne bottles with just enough bubbles inside to celebrate an event. Michele uses these every Friday at 5:00 to celebrate the start of the weekend! Non-alcoholic!
Hmmm... We did not read carefully when ordering these pint-sized poultries and were truly surprised when we unpacked these thumbnail-sized chickens. Ooops. So we are selling them in bulk for a great price to get them off our shelves lest we be reminded of our own idiocy. 24 per pack!
Sale price. Supplies limited.
A child's toy, yes, but this is a favorite of many adults including my friend, Mary Goodbody, famous author, who plays with it all day long when she should be writing. These balls stretch and snap back, can be worn on one's head, blown up like a balloon...Get one; get two! They are addicting!
Quintessential plaything for anyone with a desk! Create hundreds of different sculptures while mulling over a difficult dilemna, solving the problems of the world or wasting time.
Doctor, archaeologist, cannibal, canine...who doesn't love high quality refrigerator decorations? Only the best from Greggo Magnets!
Wow! Leave it to our neighbors to the south to outdo Halloween! This set of 63 1" square magnets celebrates the creepy, the cute and the cool of La Dia de los Muertos.
Don't leave home without it! Clip on this silky fabric bowtie and instantly transform a normal shirt in to a formal shirt! Always be ready to look your best! Was 14.99! Save 40 %! Supplies limited!
Yep. This lilliputian coin purse can hold lots of quarters! Also hold bills of any denomination!
These chameleons are pretty cool! Place the flies on any clean flat surface and try to catch them by flicking out the lizard's sticky tongue. Great and gross!
Ah yes! These dice bring a little shake rattle and roll the classic game of Strip Poker. We've been told these dice will help you score! Please use responsibly!
This hat screams'"Its' my birthday!!!!!" Send this quality birthday cake hat to someone who really enjoys his/her special day or to that person who needs to loosen up! We love this hat!
Sweet! These 6.5" x 3.25" zip pouches are perfect for coins, art supplies, purse debris and look just like a bar of unmelted chocolate! Practical and punny!
A baby can never have too many bodysuits and this is a keeper! Spotted cow print suit cleverly packaged in a milk carton! This is one way to stand out from the herd! Size small--3 months.
A baby can never have too many bodysuits and this is a keeper! Spotted cow print suit cleverly packaged in a milk carton! This is one way to stand out from the herd! Large--12 months.
Everyone needs one of these custom tie-dyed tapestries! Use this 90"x 60" cotton Indian tapestrey to decorate a blank wall, cordon off unsightly messes (three surround my desk) or cover a bed.
Add a little love to your next dish with this environmentally-friendly heart-shaped serving spoon. We think it makes a great wedding gift!
You make bath time so much fun! This charming silicone rubber ducky makes a fun friend in the tub or sink. Soft bristles gently exfoliate and invigorate. Perfect for the whole family. You'll always come out squeaky clean. Quack! This 3.5 inch long ducky is molded from soft pure silicone, the same material used for nursing bottles.
Have the urge to toss that iPhone out the window? Simmer down and just issue the offender a Social Media Citations. Covers many common infractions!
This petite piggy bank holds over $30.00 in quarters! Or so it says on the boxwe are still trying to find that many. Time to vacuum the coach and do laundry. Great gift for coin hoarders, frugal friends or buy a few for yourself! Ages 4 and up.
Got an itch that needs to be scratched? This sleek chrome, extendable back scratcher will stylishly tend to most all of your bodily irritants. Only 7" long when retracted so it will fit in purses, suitcases and top desk drawers.
Have you ever stepped on your phone while it was charging? I have! This folding smart phone holder is perfect for home, office & traveling! Keeps your sleek electronics off the floor. No more tripping over the cords! Supplies limited! New!
What could be a more perfect gift for your favorite nut? Check out this 5" melamine serving bowl that has a bright pink exterior and a mixed nut print interior! We love using these happy, high-quality bowls!
This cook book turns Mac and Cheese into haute cuisine! Ramp up that bright orange powder and hard little macaronis with these tasty, and often times, nutrious recipes. Soups, salads even salsa balls! Bon Appetite!
Remember good old St Mike's? Remember Sister Mary Jane Frances? Remember the ruler? Yeah. Relive the traumas of your early childhood with this adorable wind up nun who breathes fire as she slowly creeps towards her next victim!
This zippered vinyl bag(12.5" x5.5" x4.5) is the most awesome thing I have ever seen and I have no idea why I am so drawn to it! Perfect for fans of anime or microscopic critters.
12 brightly colored 9" balloons emblazoned with "Happy Birthday". Kinda sets the mood for fun!
Insert your chosen gift card in to the Ultimate Gift gizmo, then lock into place. This puzzling present fits most standard size gift cards. Make that uninspired gift unique!
Great meals don't cook themselves! Let this goofy notepad guide you through planning, shopping and rating your dinner! Was 8.00! Save 38%! Supplies limited!
Birthday gag gift! These little pills will cure everything associated with getting old including nose hair and age spots! If you believe that we've a got a bridge you might like!
Ahhh! I remember playing with silly putty when I was a kid and now your kids can too! It stretches; it snaps, it copies the funnies! What more could you want?
How do you spell "Happy Birthday"? No need to remember with these candles! Colorful birthday cake candles nicely boxed. Festive fun!
These adjustable leather tribal bracelets have cryptic symbols that signify "Strength", "Serenity" or whatever YOU decide it should mean. Express yourself!
This Zombie Sleep Mask makes you look like a brain-hungry, undead creature even if you aren't! Surely your family will now leave you alone for a little peace and quiet! Polyester with cotton back and elastic band. Fits most heads! New!
Holy hallucinations! Salvadore Dali meets the queen of kitsch, Hello Kitty! on this super ironic 10 oz mug! Be the first to own this and never explain!
These darling little lint rollers are ready at a moments notice to whisk away pesky pet hairs! Set of two!
Seal in freshness with these delightful mustache bag clips. Set of three.
Need something to rest your iPhone on while watching your favorite kitten videos? This simple, soft, squishy iPhone rest comes to the rescue! Assorted colors.
This great green laundry bag holds two loads of dirty, smelly clothes to bring home to mom...oh we mean bring to the laundramat!
36 skeins of the craftiest cotton thread around! 16 classic colors ( yeah, 2 skeins of each color), 8.7 yards in each skein which means there's enough thread here for over 100 friendship bracelets! Even has instructions!
MindTrap Classic Conundrums: Brainteasers, riddles, puzzles and mysteries that will exercise your brain while tickling your funny bone. Master Level (12 yrs)
Mark your luggage with this Sasquatch luggage tag that practically screams, "Hands off!" 5 3/4" puffy tag with space for personal info.
This lightweight laundry bag is travellers dream! Expands to hold 6.6 lbs of smelly clothes and clips on to your bag!
Happy baby, happier parents! This series of teethers and toys can be clipped on to stroller, car seat or high chair and will keep that infant intrigued for hours!
This colorful toy promotes tactile and visual stimulation to keep Baby productively occupied in stroller or car seat!
Hug it! Pet it! Shake it! Chew it! This baby toy is too darn cute for words! Perfect for clipping to a stroller!
Carry this extendable mistletoe with you throughout the holidays to ensue no one forgets to plant their two lips on you! Extends to 30!
Stressed? This colorful head massager is cheaper and faster than a yoga class! Place ends of massager on top of head. Press down. Repeat, repeat, repeat. Smile and breathe!
Oy vey! Bubbe will kvell when she sees your refrigerator filled with Yiddisms. Only a shmuck would kvetch! Comes with mini Yiddish dictionary. 300 magnets. Ages 8 and up!
Easy and efficient way to carry all the basic baby changing essentials. Velcro closure, wrist strap and outside zip for other necessities.
To pee or not to pee? You know the answer so make sure you are prepared!
Everything one needs to rebuild a fragile psyche including a book of self affirmations. Mirror on the back of tin for self reflections. (These are due in Dec 1st)
These high quality eye glasses make your eyes appear to blink when you nod your head. Cute and creepy!
A set of 3 notebooks for the curmudgeon in you life to record every slight and sting. Oh !#$&%!
This stainless steel desk bell will signal your panic loudly and emphatically!!!!
Case of the Mondays? Make those transition days less painful with a quick game of desktop cornhole!
Phillips head screw driver, flat head screw driver and bottle opener all on carabineer. Pretty awesome!
Fold away! 68 sheets of colorful origami paper in 3 sizes plus 23 page instruction booklet! Ages 8